Just to be clear, Ross from Friends, is not Ross from Friends. Ross from Friends is his name; he’s not David Schwimmer. And he – Ross from Friends – is playing the next Ape-X in May.

Ross from Friends’ real name is actually Felix Clary Weatherall, which I reckon is a canny name for a DJ and producer – why change it? – but he’s gone with Ross from Friends. And, what do you know, it doesn’t seem to have done him any harm because he’s a fella on a constant upward curve. He’s already got a whole load of revered 12”s under his belt, and he’s also held down a peak-time slot in Berghain’s feted Panorama Bar. Ape-X are, of course, renowned for bringing some of the hottest and most thrilling DJs our way, and they’re kicking off summer in fine style by grabbing a huge slice of this fella.

Ape-X: Ross from Friends, Friday 24 May, World Headquarters, Newcastle, 11pm-4am, from £15, welovewhq.com