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Chances are you’ll be meeting up with family members you don’t often see over Christmas and – I’m warning you now – chances are one of them will come out with the statement: “...
An Ox Wearing A Reindeer Jumper
It didn’t seem that long ago when Christmas was merely a speck on the horizon. Now it’s a vast, lumbering, ox of a thing.
How was your Black Friday? Call me a soppy old sentimentalist, but I prefer things the way they used to be (i.e. Black Friday circa 2016).
I’m not on The Facebook but I do get to hear about some of the tripe that my relations write on it occasionally.
The US Midterms
I sat up late to watch the US midterm elections last week and there were some strange old coves that managed to get themselves elected.
I used to really love Bonfire Night
I used to really love Bonfire Night (or Guy Fawkes or Fireworks Night or whatever you want to call it).
It’s sodding Halloween on Wednesday. How do I know that it’s sodding Halloween?
I went to the pictures on my own last week to see ‘Cold War'...
I’m a ‘Morning Person’, which is an entirely different thing to a ‘morning person’ (caps off).
I was in the queue in Boots on Saturday and the person standing in front of me was buying a tube of Anusol.
Do You Have a Drink Problem?
One of those online surveys popped up on my computer last week that went by the title: ‘Do you have a drink problem?’
There are various milestones in life that, as you get older, you begin to check off.
By and large I am against beheading people. To me the whole business just seems a bit off.