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  Nibbles

  I was in Waitrose over the weekend (I know, get me! I’ll be turning my nose up at instant coffee next).

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  Change UK

  see that Change UK – who claim to be a new centrist bunch, but in actual fact are just Lib Dem-lite and believe in austerity and the privatisation of public services – have l...

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  Tory Leadership Contest

  Now that there are more Tory candidates for the leadership than ex-members of the Sugababes, I would like to see the new Prime Minister chosen by shoving them all in a Big Bro...

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  David Mellor

  When Theresa May declared that she was packing it all in last week, presumably to spend more time with her wheat field, a whole load of old Tories popped up on the news channe...

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  Major Argument

  I got into a major argument with a friend last week about the way I was eating my dinner (and when I say dinner, I mean dinner: food at dinnertime, not food at teatime).

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  Kitchen Appliances

  I have a fight or flight response when it comes to kitchen appliances. I either have to wrestle with them or put as much distance between the contraption and myself as I possi...

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  The Extinction Rebellion

  I’ve been very supportive of the Extinction Rebellion people down in London who have been blocking the traffic and what not.

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  Glib

  I’ve had a few complaints recently that I’ve been getting a bit too glib in these weekly missives and so today I’d like to put my serious head on for a minute.

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  Warning: This article contains some very necessary swearing.

  Warning: This article contains some very necessary swearing. I’m glad ‘Fleabag’ has finished on BBC 2.

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  Fast Food Outlet Trivia

  After my incredible revelations about the fast food outlet I attended last week (those revelations in full: a pizza place had spelled “Triple” incorrectly on one of their prom...

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  10 Items Or Fewer

  I once told somebody working on the checkout in Morrisons that the sign above her till should read “10 items or fewer” and not “10 items or less” as “less” was grammatically i...

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  Attention Women!

  Attention women! Have you ever had sex with a dog? I only ask because I read an article last week that was headlined: ‘Dogpilling: the online theory that women are rejecting m...

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  Cavemen

  I like to think of myself as a deep thinker. This week I’ve been considering the plight of cavemen and what on earth they did for fun in the evenings.

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