‘Teardrops On My Dildo: Fully Charged’ – that’s the title of Vanessa Larry Mitchell’s latest stand up show which is coming to Newcastle in October. She’s not shy.

And that’s precisely why audiences love her. The Australian comedy sensation has built a massive cult following with her hilariously candid, unfiltered take on modern motherhood, dating disasters, and the sheer chaos of everyday life. Nothing is off-limits when Mitchell takes the mic—expect brutal honesty, caustic observational wit, and a healthy dose of outrageous storytelling that will have you clutching your sides. Taking over The Stand for an evening of relentless, high-energy laughs, this fully recharged show promises to be bigger, bolder, and even more uninhibited than before. If you like your stand-up raw, deeply relatable, and unapologetically hilarious, grab your tickets quickly before this powerhouse comic sells out.

Vanessa Larry Mitchell, Thursday 29 October, The Stand, Newcastle, 8pm, £16, thestand.co.uk