Our Crack Little Crack

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  Clap For Boris

  The whole ClapForBoris thing got a bit confused, didn’t it?

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  Understatement of the Year

  I was standing in the queue in Morrisons on Thursday and the two blokes in front of me were chatting.

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  Panic Buying

  I wouldn’t call myself a panic buyer, per se, but I am panic-buy-curious.

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  Face Touching

  I pulled a nose hair out last week and was horrified to discover that it was nearly an inch long AND completely white. Gross!

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  "Mad" Mike Hughes

  How was your weekend? I spent mine mentally undressing my favourite politicians from history. If I’m being perfectly honest I wish I hadn’t bothered.

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  The Stranger

  I’ve just finished watching the worst TV series I’ve seen in a good while so if you want to avoid spoilers for ‘The Stranger’ on Netflix then look away now.

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  Romance

  It was Valentine’s weekend and my brother-in-law was in the mood to talk romance. “Have you ever had a threesome?” he asked.

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  Bad News

  I was tasked with giving someone bad news last Friday and, although it was one of the hardest things that I’ve ever had to do in my adult life, it was something I knew I could...

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  Piffle

  I was shocked – shocked, I tell you! – when something Boris Johnson said last week turned out to have been a made-up-on-the-hoof, complete load of piffle.

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  Lordy, What A To Do!

  Megan and Harry! Lordy, what a to do!

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  Still January!

  It’s beginning to look a lot like – STILL JANUARY!

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  General Election

  It’s the General Election this week. It’s not the same these days though, is it? It’s become too commercial.

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  It's Prince Edward I Feel Sorry For

  I see Prince Andrew is withdrawing from public life to spend more time with his castles and unimaginable wealth.

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