Our Crack Little Crack
After watching the utter farce of Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial, it is now obvious to me where the Kray Twins went wrong.
I managed to get through ‘Dry January’ without too much difficulty this year. The only alcohol I permitted myself was when I was cooking.
What's Your Favourite Nun Film?
What is your favourite nun film? ‘Nuns on the Run’, ‘Sister Act’ or that grand Reverend Mother of all nun films, ‘The Sound of Music’.
January Is Dismal
Show me a person who says, “You know what! January is my favourite month!” and I’ll show you a person who needs chasing with an enormous butterfly net
Albums Of The Year
A request has flooded in asking us to nominate our Top Ten Albums of the Year, so, in a flush of seasonal goodwill, here you go:
I’ve got a friend called Duggie. (I say “friend”, it would probably be more accurate to call him “one of those people you once got chatting to in a bar but now try to avoid li...
My girlfriend works for the NHS. (You can stop clapping; she does admin and is about as much at risk as Donald Trump was during the Vietnam War.)
Four Seasons Total Landscaping
The news that Trump’s team mistakenly booked Four Seasons Total Landscaping – an out-of-town garden centre in Philadelphia sandwiched between a crematorium and a shop flogging...
Nothing But Christmas Films
I’ve done it! I’ve finally completed one of my lifelong ambitions. On Saturday I had a 24-hour TV marathon where I watched nothing but Christmas films!
I see that Trump has managed to solve Covid
I see that Trump has managed to solve Covid. Apparently if you catch it you must not let it “dominate” you.
I'm Talking Royalists, Brexit Voters, Boris Lovers...
Before the current spate of lockdowns came into effect, I had cause to meet up with members of my family
I’ve got an affliction that I don’t know the name of
How does it manifest itself? Well, I have a peculiar need to make others feel smug about themselves at my own expense.
Whenever anyone threatens to show me something on Facebook, you can actually see my whole body wilt. I look like an empty packet of Monster Munch that’s been put in the oven.