Our Crack Little Crack
Latest Update On My Hair
Latest update on my hair. The best way I can describe it is to imagine a dog, a Cocker Spaniel, say, but one that has been neglected.
Quick update on my lockdown hair. I’m now having to use a comb for the first time in years and also having to put some product on it called – hang on, I’ll need to look this u...
Clap For Boris
The whole ClapForBoris thing got a bit confused, didn’t it?
Understatement of the Year
I was standing in the queue in Morrisons on Thursday and the two blokes in front of me were chatting.
I wouldn’t call myself a panic buyer, per se, but I am panic-buy-curious.
I pulled a nose hair out last week and was horrified to discover that it was nearly an inch long AND completely white. Gross!
"Mad" Mike Hughes
How was your weekend? I spent mine mentally undressing my favourite politicians from history. If I’m being perfectly honest I wish I hadn’t bothered.
I’ve just finished watching the worst TV series I’ve seen in a good while so if you want to avoid spoilers for ‘The Stranger’ on Netflix then look away now.
It was Valentine’s weekend and my brother-in-law was in the mood to talk romance. “Have you ever had a threesome?” he asked.
I was tasked with giving someone bad news last Friday and, although it was one of the hardest things that I’ve ever had to do in my adult life, it was something I knew I could...
I was shocked – shocked, I tell you! – when something Boris Johnson said last week turned out to have been a made-up-on-the-hoof, complete load of piffle.
Lordy, What A To Do!
Megan and Harry! Lordy, what a to do!
It’s beginning to look a lot like – STILL JANUARY!