Our Crack Little Crack
My girlfriend works for the NHS. (You can stop clapping; she does admin and is about as much at risk as Donald Trump was during the Vietnam War.)
Four Seasons Total Landscaping
The news that Trump’s team mistakenly booked Four Seasons Total Landscaping – an out-of-town garden centre in Philadelphia sandwiched between a crematorium and a shop flogging...
Nothing But Christmas Films
I’ve done it! I’ve finally completed one of my lifelong ambitions. On Saturday I had a 24-hour TV marathon where I watched nothing but Christmas films!
I see that Trump has managed to solve Covid
I see that Trump has managed to solve Covid. Apparently if you catch it you must not let it “dominate” you.
I'm Talking Royalists, Brexit Voters, Boris Lovers...
Before the current spate of lockdowns came into effect, I had cause to meet up with members of my family
I’ve got an affliction that I don’t know the name of
How does it manifest itself? Well, I have a peculiar need to make others feel smug about themselves at my own expense.
Whenever anyone threatens to show me something on Facebook, you can actually see my whole body wilt. I look like an empty packet of Monster Munch that’s been put in the oven.
I watched ‘The Godfather’ again over the weekend and something about it bothered me: the horse’s head in the bed scene.
I hope that everyone has been catching up with the God-like Bob Ross on BBC 4 each evening.
I loved how the BBC website reported the opening of pubs last Friday. They said that: “Pubs can’t open...
Latest Update On My Hair
Latest update on my hair. The best way I can describe it is to imagine a dog, a Cocker Spaniel, say, but one that has been neglected.
Clap For Boris
The whole ClapForBoris thing got a bit confused, didn’t it?
Understatement of the Year
I was standing in the queue in Morrisons on Thursday and the two blokes in front of me were chatting.