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Loud and proud

Laines London are the complete opposite of shrinking wallflowers.

If there’s one thing we love, it’s making a statement, and what better way to do it than with some “fucking fabulous” statement accessories? Laines London has been hand-beading everything from slippers and bags to jumpers, mules and even dog jumpers since 2019. Each piece is embellished by hand in the UK, with standout pieces including the stripey slippers bearing the words Fucking Fabulous, dog jumpers with everything from pugs to spaniels on, and couture-inspired shirts with oversized palm trees, snakes and lobsters beaded onto the lapels. Each piece is playful, bold and a guaranteed conversation-starter—so maybe not one for introverts. But there’s no denying that each piece is going to make you stand out wherever you wear it, while still being affordable enough to treat yourself to when you need a stylish little pick me up. You can even get bespoke pieces made, whether it’s a motto you love, to celebrate a wedding or birthday, or just to get your own pet’s face beaded onto your slippers (our personal fave).

Pick them up at www.laineslondon.com