Despite having to strip down to their scanties, these fellas look like they’re having enormous fun, do they not? If you’d like to join ‘em, then I’d advise you to digest the words below.

What does DILF stand for? It’s an acronym that has momentarily slipped my mind (Daffodils I’d Love to Fondle?). But what I do know for a fact is that DILF is the super-sizzling club night that launched in Glasgow a while back and then proceeded to sweep all before it. The club night has now spread its wings with mega-knees-ups in Birmingham, Brighton, Edinburgh, Gran Canaria, Leeds, London, Manchester, and – drum roll! – Newcastle. The upshot is that a whole bunch of friendly Leatherman, Rubberman, Bears, Cubs, Dads, Lads, Jocks, BOSSes, SIRs, Pups + more, get together to listen to some extravagant beats of the uplifting vocal house, dirty disco, pop/club classic variety. There’s no dress code, but gear is absolutely encouraged. And – glad to say – DILF is proudly trans friendly. Time to get sweaty.

DILF, Saturday 31 January, SR44, Newcastle, 11pm, from £10, dilf.uk