Where do all the Kittiwakes go at Christmas? Find out when ‘Where Do All The Kittiwakes Go At Christmas?’ comes to Live Theatre this December.

Ever wondered where all those cheeky seaside birds go when Christmas approaches and there isn’t any fish and chips left to steal? Well, Live Theatre’s alternative Christmas offering will answer that very question. Hosted by – it says here – “two REAL LIFE kittiwakes”, the story starts in a shivery Newcastle, before it takes flight around the world, where you’ll meet all kinds of outrageous feathery friends and maybe even learn the secret to a long and happy life. Sprinkled with ideas from local schoolchildren, this production is strictly for adults only (only joking – expect festive fun for the whole family complete with big laughs galore).

Where Do All The Kittiwakes Go At Christmas? 9-21 December, Live Theatre, Newcastle, various daytime times, £11 children/£16 adults, live.org.uk