Pull up a pew and get your hymn books out for this one, as Father JC’s Holy Show rolls into Alphabetti Theatre in Newcastle this October.

Father JC’s Holy Show is the brainchild of multi-award-nominated artist Laura Wyatt O’Keeffe, and it follows a story that some may consider sacrilegious, but others will consider an absolute blessing for the mind, body and soul. The gist? Jesus himself needs help from an amateur DJ to create a mass like no other, with the beats and the bops free-flowing from the sacrament. What could possibly go wrong? This night will be absolutely unforgettable and will have you wheezing with laughter with a touch of soul-searching on the side. Holy Moly! Religious or not, I can’t think of a funnier way to spend an hour this month. MW

Father JC’s Holy Show, Thursday 16 & Friday 17 October, Alphabetti Theatre, Newcastle, 7pm, £3-£15, alphabettitheatre.co.uk