Julian Clary is bringing the good, the bad, but never the ugly for his cracking Western show ‘A Fistful of Clary’, which is coming to Middlesbrough Town Hall this May.

If you’ve watched any telly, stand-up or panto since the 1980s, chances are you know exactly what kind of fellow Julian Clary is: smutty, campy, controversial – his satirical nature will have you either gasping in shock or bent over in stitches giggling. He’s back on stage this May and firing up the saddle for ‘A Fistful of Clary’, which sees him taking you back to the Old West. It’s a show that’s pumped so full of queer energy that I reckon you’ll want to grab yourself a horse and join his posse as soon as reasonably can. This town might not be big enough for two cowboys, but you are absolutely invited to this hilarious showdown – who knows what could happen? MW

Julian Clary, Saturday 3 May, Middlesbrough Town Hall, 7.30pm, £31.70, wearemiddlesbrough.com