Our Crack Tongue & Groove
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What fresh hell is this?
Apparently anthropomorphic taxidermy is beginning to make a comeback. Our verdict: Get stuffed.
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Danny Dyer? We’re not laughing
Danny Dyer, then. The worst man in Britain, or merely the worst actor? His latest film ‘Run For Your Wife’ crashed and burned but, sadly, also featured the last ever performan...
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Hatty japes
Why did men stop wearing hats? And will they ever make a comeback? Robert Meddes offers a sorrowful: “I very much doubt it.”
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What fresh hell is this?
Women! Do you spend your waking hours bemoaning the fact that you don’t have eyebrows like Anne Hathaway? According to the latest manual of self-loathing that has just plopped...
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Was the Tyne Bridge a waste of money?
Newcastle council’s decision to cut 100% of funding towards the arts in the city is as short-sighted as the decision to build the Tyne Bridge was visionary.
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Say it with newsprint…
Newspaper roses are just one of the many delectable items available from new local company Perch and Place.
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What fresh hell is this?
The world’s first fully customizable male sex toy has just been released. Don’t all rush at once.
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That was 2012…
Before we skip merrily through the fragrant glades that we’re sure 2013 will consist of, let’s look back, with a shudder, at 2012’s lowlights. Text: Robert Meddes.
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Time torn off. Unused.
“So now you want cheap thrills and, like, plenty of them, and it doesn’t matter how tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it’s new, as long as it flashes and fuckin’ bleeps in...
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What fresh hell is this?
John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John are getting back together to release an album called “This Christmas”. Do they not think that December is stressful enough?
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Knowing the difference between right and Wonga
Newcastle United have decided to take Wonga’s wonga. What fresh hell is this, asks Robert Meddes? One morning in 1989 I had a meeting with a doctor in Newcastle General Hos...
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What fresh hell is this?
A new company has just been launched that promises to send you socks on a subscription basis. WHAT ON EARTH FOR?
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Read and read again
Which novels are the most rewarding to re-read? Those without a plot, of course…
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