Our Crack Tongue & Groove

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  Knowing the difference between right and Wonga

  Newcastle United have decided to take Wonga’s wonga. What fresh hell is this, asks Robert Meddes? One morning in 1989 I had a meeting with a doctor in Newcastle General Hos...

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  What fresh hell is this?

  A new company has just been launched that promises to send you socks on a subscription basis. WHAT ON EARTH FOR?

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  Read and read again

  Which novels are the most rewarding to re-read? Those without a plot, of course…

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  What fresh hell is this?

  Do you want to go mental with a machine gun in Las Vegas? Well now you can!

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• Is it OK to buy Gary Glitter records yet?

  Gary Glitter bad. His records good…?

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  What fresh hell is this?

  A spate of so-called free schools are due to open this month with the express aim of filling our children’s heads with marshmallow mixture. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

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  What fresh hell is this?

  50 Shades of Grey is the biggest publishing sensation since Harry Potter hung up his owl, but make no mistake, it is unmitigated tripe.

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  You know how to whistle don’t you?

  Parted-fingers-in-front-of-your-eyes at the ready as the BBC release the brilliant Whistle And I’ll Come To You (and 2010 remake).

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  When your future depends on our past

  The British Cultural test is set to be updated. Do YOU know your arse from your Elgar? The Home Secretary, Theresa May, is to update the British Cultural Test for migrants ...

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