Our Crack Tongue & Groove
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What fresh hell is this?
On their new menu the JD Wetherspoon’s chain of pubs have replaced their ‘Breakfast Bloomer’ with an obscenity that they are calling the ‘Breakfast Wrap’. I can feel the stiff...
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Ronnie! Off the news!
Remember when The News just reported the news, says Robert Meddes.
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What fresh hell is this?
The Real Madrid footballer Cristiano Ronaldo has just stuck his name on a load of underpants. Knickers to that.
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What fresh hell is this?
It’s just been announced that P.G. Wodehouse’s Jeeves and Wooster are being brought to the West End stage later this year. What absolute rot!
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Welcome to compassionate Conservatism
The massed ranks of Conservatism are turning their fire on the very people their policies are increasingly edging towards destitution.
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What fresh hell is this?
Uganda are considering enshrining in law what women can, and cannot, wear in public and are specifically targeting areas of ‘erotic function’. Oh my.
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What fresh hell is this?
Apparently anthropomorphic taxidermy is beginning to make a comeback. Our verdict: Get stuffed.
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Danny Dyer? We’re not laughing
Danny Dyer, then. The worst man in Britain, or merely the worst actor? His latest film ‘Run For Your Wife’ crashed and burned but, sadly, also featured the last ever performan...
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Hatty japes
Why did men stop wearing hats? And will they ever make a comeback? Robert Meddes offers a sorrowful: “I very much doubt it.”
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What fresh hell is this?
Women! Do you spend your waking hours bemoaning the fact that you don’t have eyebrows like Anne Hathaway? According to the latest manual of self-loathing that has just plopped...
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Was the Tyne Bridge a waste of money?
Newcastle council’s decision to cut 100% of funding towards the arts in the city is as short-sighted as the decision to build the Tyne Bridge was visionary.
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Say it with newsprint…
Newspaper roses are just one of the many delectable items available from new local company Perch and Place.
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What fresh hell is this?
The world’s first fully customizable male sex toy has just been released. Don’t all rush at once.
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