Our Crack Tongue & Groove
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What fresh hell is this?
Tory MP Nadine Dorries has somehow managed to carve out a second career for herself as a sub-Catherine Cookson novelist. Her latest, Christmas Angels, is out now, just in time...
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When readers attack
The Crack magazine is nothing without its readership, but, thankfully, after being in circulation since 1985, we’ve managed to secure a good following with thousands of people...
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What fresh hell is this?
The Fast and Furious film franchise is coming to an arena near you next year in some kind of live show. Don’t stand by your engines.
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The bogeyman IS real
How can you convince children that the bogeyman is make-believe when they can actually see him right there on the news every night promising fire and fury?
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I’m tawny – tawny, tawny, tawny
2017 has been a year of 50th anniversaries, some important (the sexual offences act of 1967) some less so (the release of ‘Leonard Nimoy Presents Mr Spock’s Music from Outer S...
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What fresh hell is this?
If you’re on the look out for the kind of offer you simply can refuse then can we point you in the direction of: David Hasselhoff – The Official World Fan Cruise.
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Braving the comment section
I’ve been down some dodgy back alleys in my time, but perhaps none as dark as the comments section of the Chronicle’s website.
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What fresh hell is this?
The makers of Sneaker Shoe Covers describe their product as an “amazing invention”, which might put out of joint the nose of whoever it was that first came up with the concept...
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Bring back Charley!
Charley the cat was the breakout star of 1970s and 80s public information films, a period when death and destruction stalked the nation in the most entertaining of manners.
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What fresh hell is this?
If you’re still looking for that elusive spirit of Christmas (and want to jam it through a wood chipper) then we heartily recommend you get your order in for the Harrods Decad...
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Bucket List? Bugger off!
Bucket Lists – those checklists of stuff you supposedly have to do before you die – really are beyond the pale. (Or, seeing as it’s a Bucket List, beyond the pail…)
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What fresh hell is this?
Take a look at this snow globe. £1.99 from your local pop-up Christmas shop, right? WRONG! It’s £3,270 and available to anyone with more money than sense.
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Learn with Come Dine With Me...
I’ve learned more about human nature from Channel 4’s Come Dine With Me than I have from the collected stories of Henry James. Tuck in.
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