Our Crack Tongue & Groove
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Was the Tyne Bridge a waste of money?
Newcastle council’s decision to cut 100% of funding towards the arts in the city is as short-sighted as the decision to build the Tyne Bridge was visionary.
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Say it with newsprint…
Newspaper roses are just one of the many delectable items available from new local company Perch and Place.
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What fresh hell is this?
The world’s first fully customizable male sex toy has just been released. Don’t all rush at once.
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That was 2012…
Before we skip merrily through the fragrant glades that we’re sure 2013 will consist of, let’s look back, with a shudder, at 2012’s lowlights. Text: Robert Meddes.
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Time torn off. Unused.
“So now you want cheap thrills and, like, plenty of them, and it doesn’t matter how tawdry or vacuous they are as long as it’s new, as long as it flashes and fuckin’ bleeps in...
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What fresh hell is this?
John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John are getting back together to release an album called “This Christmas”. Do they not think that December is stressful enough?
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Knowing the difference between right and Wonga
Newcastle United have decided to take Wonga’s wonga. What fresh hell is this, asks Robert Meddes? One morning in 1989 I had a meeting with a doctor in Newcastle General Hos...
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What fresh hell is this?
A new company has just been launched that promises to send you socks on a subscription basis. WHAT ON EARTH FOR?
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Read and read again
Which novels are the most rewarding to re-read? Those without a plot, of course…
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What fresh hell is this?
Do you want to go mental with a machine gun in Las Vegas? Well now you can!
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Is it OK to buy Gary Glitter records yet?
Gary Glitter bad. His records good…?
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What fresh hell is this?
A spate of so-called free schools are due to open this month with the express aim of filling our children’s heads with marshmallow mixture. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
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What fresh hell is this?
50 Shades of Grey is the biggest publishing sensation since Harry Potter hung up his owl, but make no mistake, it is unmitigated tripe.
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