Our Crack Tongue & Groove
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What fresh hell is this?
McVities are trying to arrest the general slide in biscuit sales by launching Digestive Thins, which are kind of like their regular digestives, but, hey, much worse.
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The worst Xmas present of all time
Continuing on with our semi-irregular features regarding The Worst Things Of All Time, we're now turning our flame thrower onto gift giving.
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What fresh hell is this?
Tory MP Nadine Dorries has somehow managed to carve out a second career for herself as a sub-Catherine Cookson novelist. Her latest, Christmas Angels, is out now, just in time...
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When readers attack
The Crack magazine is nothing without its readership, but, thankfully, after being in circulation since 1985, we’ve managed to secure a good following with thousands of people...
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What fresh hell is this?
The Fast and Furious film franchise is coming to an arena near you next year in some kind of live show. Don’t stand by your engines.
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The bogeyman IS real
How can you convince children that the bogeyman is make-believe when they can actually see him right there on the news every night promising fire and fury?
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I’m tawny – tawny, tawny, tawny
2017 has been a year of 50th anniversaries, some important (the sexual offences act of 1967) some less so (the release of ‘Leonard Nimoy Presents Mr Spock’s Music from Outer S...
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What fresh hell is this?
If you’re on the look out for the kind of offer you simply can refuse then can we point you in the direction of: David Hasselhoff – The Official World Fan Cruise.
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Braving the comment section
I’ve been down some dodgy back alleys in my time, but perhaps none as dark as the comments section of the Chronicle’s website.
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What fresh hell is this?
The makers of Sneaker Shoe Covers describe their product as an “amazing invention”, which might put out of joint the nose of whoever it was that first came up with the concept...
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What fresh hell is this?
It’s just been announced that P.G. Wodehouse’s Jeeves and Wooster are being brought to the West End stage later this year. What absolute rot!
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Welcome to compassionate Conservatism
The massed ranks of Conservatism are turning their fire on the very people their policies are increasingly edging towards destitution.
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What fresh hell is this?
Uganda are considering enshrining in law what women can, and cannot, wear in public and are specifically targeting areas of ‘erotic function’. Oh my.
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