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Bored Of The Rings
There was much excitement last week when Amazon announced that it had bought the rights to Lord of the Rings and are going to be making a new TV series based on Tolkien’s book...
Christmas Is Coming
When does Christmas start for you? Is it when the yuletide lights get switched on in town? Or is it when John Lewis unveil their new Christmas advert? Or maybe it’s when you n...
I enjoyed the TV series Gunpowder, which has been on BBC 1 over the last three weeks, but grew a bit sick of all the moaning minnies going on about how gruesome it all was. Bu...
Anthony Joshua AKA AJ
I noticed Anthony Joshua had another fight over the weekend (i.e. in a boxing ring, not a pub car park). He won again but what concerns me about his progress is that he’s lack...
Hitler For Sale
I was browsing the classifieds section of The Journal on Saturday (I know what constitutes an action packed weekend, right?) and chanced upon the following advert...
Donald Trump "Showbiz President"
Whatever you think of Donald Trump, you can’t say that he’s not the “Showbiz President”, especially if you consider “Showbiz” to be vane, shallow and mostly orange.
May the farce be with you
It’s five days after the event but I’ve only now just come out from behind my cringing fingers. But I think it’s fair to say that Theresa May’s Tory party conference speech is...
The Shape of The Earth
Spoilers warning: The following bit of text reveals important information about the true shape of the earth.
IT'S THE BEST YET!
The iPhone X was unveiled last week and I don’t think I’m treading on anyone’s toes by stating: IT’S THE BEST YET!
The Fetishist Scene
Little Crack is massively into the fetishist scene. Thing is, the kind of stuff that I fetishise – Pringle jumpers, action slacks etc – are not what people usually mean when t...
The Worst Haircut In The World
I saw this five-year-old boy over the weekend who had the worst haircut in the western hemisphere.
There’s a strong rumour that Bradley Walsh is to be the new assistant on Doctor Who, which has left me feeling a little deflated.
Hare Krishna Types
I was on Northumberland Street on Saturday afternoon and enjoyed a performance by quite a big bunch of Hare Krishna types who were really going for it with their chanting, cym...