Our Crack Little Crack
Un-Be-Lievable! People are rightly complaining about seeing Easter stuff in the shops already, with supermarkets stocking boxes of creme eggs, hot cross buns and other Jesus-i...
Tim Farron and on and on and on...
Gay sex. Tim Farron. Gay sex. Tim Farron. Gay sex. Tim Farron. Those two expressions have become interchangeable in my mind, because every time the former Liberal Democrat hea...
"Oh no he isn't!"
I’ve been writing a lot about pantos over the last month or so, but the spell-checker on my computer keeps changing the word “panto” to “pants” which is annoying. I nearly sen...
I imagine that bringing up a child must be like being kidnapped and sold into slavery, and that notion certainly hasn’t been disabused by watching ‘Motherland’ on BBC 2 over t...
December Is Here
It’s December. How do I know? Because on nights out around town I keep seeing women dressed up as a “Sexy Santa” which basically consists of a short red dress trimmed with fak...
Bored Of The Rings
There was much excitement last week when Amazon announced that it had bought the rights to Lord of the Rings and are going to be making a new TV series based on Tolkien’s book...
Christmas Is Coming
When does Christmas start for you? Is it when the yuletide lights get switched on in town? Or is it when John Lewis unveil their new Christmas advert? Or maybe it’s when you n...
I enjoyed the TV series Gunpowder, which has been on BBC 1 over the last three weeks, but grew a bit sick of all the moaning minnies going on about how gruesome it all was. Bu...
Anthony Joshua AKA AJ
I noticed Anthony Joshua had another fight over the weekend (i.e. in a boxing ring, not a pub car park). He won again but what concerns me about his progress is that he’s lack...
Hitler For Sale
I was browsing the classifieds section of The Journal on Saturday (I know what constitutes an action packed weekend, right?) and chanced upon the following advert...
Donald Trump "Showbiz President"
Whatever you think of Donald Trump, you can’t say that he’s not the “Showbiz President”, especially if you consider “Showbiz” to be vane, shallow and mostly orange.
May the farce be with you
It’s five days after the event but I’ve only now just come out from behind my cringing fingers. But I think it’s fair to say that Theresa May’s Tory party conference speech is...
The Shape of The Earth
Spoilers warning: The following bit of text reveals important information about the true shape of the earth.