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A Tiny Little Screwdriver
I’ve just got back from my holiday and disaster was improbably averted while lounging on the balcony after I broke my reading glasses.
I want to talk to you about the 1978 film Grease. More specifically I want to talk to you about the novelisation of the film Grease.
I’ve had my fair share of backhanded compliments down through the years (“You’ve got really nice [significant pause] fingers”
Kylie Minogue Eyewear
I was intrigued by an advert I saw in the newspaper over the weekend. (Newspaper! I know! Get my old school self!)
Forelock Tugging Wannabe Serfs
I was going to watch the royal wedding ironically - just like I did for Kate and William’s, complete with ironic cucumber sarnies and ironic glasses of Prosecco - but I just c...
Pulling Out Of Stuff
Donald Trump seems to excel at pulling out of stuff. First the Paris climate change thing and now this Iranian deal.
Kim Kardashian’s Massive Arse
I see Kim Kardashian’s massive arse has been in the news yet again. Yep, I’m talking about her fella, Kanye West.
Morrissey Isn't Racist.
Morrissey isn’t racist. I know this because in the latest missive on his website he declares: “I despise racism”.
Eight Large Sausage Rolls
Did you read that story last week about Linda and Tony Gilkes who went to their local Morrisons to buy eight large sausage rolls and two steak beaks at 8.45am, only to be told...
The Assassination of Gianni Versace
Despite its propensity for showing the after effects of someone having their face beaten to a bloody pulp, I’ve been totally engrossed by The Assassination of Gianni Versace w...
Wednesday’s Daily Mail
I enjoyed the front page of Wednesday’s Daily Mail last week as it conjured up some fabulous images in my mind.
The Basic Rules of Fashion
Last week I made reference to The Basic Rules of Fashion and one email has flooded in asking what other sartorial edicts should be followed.
The Collapse of Civilisation
According to the eminent biologist Paul Ehrlich (they’re all “eminent” aren’t they? When is the last time you read about a “distinctly average” biologist?) the “collapse of ci...