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Pump Action Balsamic
Today Little Crack received a press release about ‘pump action Balsamic’ and we were dismayed in a kind of numb, bleak, empty way.
What’s Shit About Tinder
Do you know what’s shit about tinder? Tinder. Tinder is shit about Tinder. We don’t care that they’ve turned dating into a consumerist activity.
Just say thanks and move on
Little Crack knows how to take a compliment. While other adult life skills (like acquiring digital TV or boiling eggs so there’re neither slimy phlegm or rubbery protein balls...
Little Crack enjoys it when people post half-story statuses on Facebook. They might say something like “No, you won’t get the better of me by behaving like a petulant moron, h...
Eccentricity Stole Upon Little Crack.
We never thought we’d become a grizzly old person in slippers, shuffling around in other people’s gardens with a cat on a lead.
Little Crack is fuelled by a fatty, sinewy chain of petty revenges. We chew on these indigestible lumps of resentful gristle and the righteous indignation they deliver to our ...
On Friday night, Little Crack used a friend’s loo. The evening wasn’t the life-affirming booze fest we’d been anticipating all week, so we paused a while, enjoying the peace o...
Humans hate shopping
On Friday lunchtime, buying flaked almonds, or some such twaddle, in M&S, Little Crack noticed our fellow shoppers.
This week, Little Crack, with nothing much else to occupy our tiny mind, has noticed that all parents, without exception, become very excited at the prospect of a cup of tea.
Haphazard Fitness Routines
Last week some idiot was whinging to us. He said getting fit would be much easier if fitness magazines didn’t tell him to avoid ‘haphazard fitness routines.’
Little Crack has a Little Double Chin
Little Crack, moving into our late thirties, has a little double chin. It’s been there for a while, off and on.
Damp January is going well.
Little Crack’s Damp January is going exorbitantly well. Dry January seems a little overegged to us.
Masterful Workplace Audacity
Last Monday, the first day back after Christmas, one of our colleagues performed an act of masterful workplace audacity that took our breath away with its sheer do-not-give-a-...