Our Crack Tongue & Groove
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The best album of the 1970s?
Lee Hazelwood’s ‘Cowboy in Sweden’ was released in 1970, which, by my calculations, means that it’s celebrating its 50th anniversary this year.
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What fresh hell is this?
DC Comics are opening a restaurant in London later this year. Holy WTF, Batman?
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Roy “Gwynnie” Brown
A lot of people have had their say on Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina fixation - especially since the release of her infamous candle - but not one of them seems to have picked up on ...
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What fresh hell is this?
When President Trump unveiled something called ‘Space Force’ recently I thought that he was abandoning politics to move into the lucrative Saturday morning cartoons market. If...
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Silence is golden
As we move into the 2020s, I’m looking forward, in the coming years, to the 100th anniversary celebrations of some of the greatest films ever made – all from the silent era.
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What fresh hell is this?
Luxury British nightwear and slipper brand, Pretty You London, have just launched a pair of pyjamas that, they claim, will cure your hangover. Is this the breakthrough that we...
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The game is afoot
If you’re stuck for a Christmas present this year then can I point you in the direction of ‘Sherlock Holmes Consulting Detective’. (This column not sponsored by ‘Sherlock Holm...
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What fresh hell is this?
The football pundit Chris Kamara has just released an album called ‘Here’s To Christmas’. Here’s to January, I say.
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Raw power on a groove
With not much going on in the country at present we thought that now was the perfect time to stick our hands down the back of pop’s settee and see what we could unearth. Ladie...
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What fresh hell is this?
A new version of the world’s most interminable game has just been released entitled ‘Monopoly: Socialism’. Go straight to jail.
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Beware politicians selling freedom
What do we want? Freedom! Who do we want it off? Not right-ringers!
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What fresh hell is this?
Smooci is a mobile phone app that is helping facilitate the ongoing normalisation of women selling their bodies for sex.
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The Instagram Woodstock
This August marks the 50th anniversary of Woodstock, an event that stands in marked contrast to one of the most infamous festivals of recent times.
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