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domraab.jpg Tory Leadership Contest

Now that there are more Tory candidates for the leadership than ex-members of the Sugababes, I would like to see the new Prime Minister chosen by shoving them all in a Big Brother style house. (“Day five and Dominic Raab has accused Matt Hancock of stealing his ‘This is what a feminist doesn’t look like’ t-shirt”.) I am fascinated by Raab, though. He’s the fella who said: “We are, and I hadn’t quite understood the full extent of this, but if you look at the UK and if you look at how we trade in goods, we are particularly reliant on the Dover-Calais crossing”. In other words: he wasn’t aware that England and France are separated by a rather large body of water. He now says that he has “a plan” for Brexit. But come on! Does anyone believe this stuff any more? To be perfectly honest, I’d be surprised if Dominic Raab had a plan to wipe his own arse.