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Our Crack Little Crack

davidmellor.jpg David Mellor

When Theresa May declared that she was packing it all in last week, presumably to spend more time with her wheat field, a whole load of old Tories popped up on the news channels with their two pennies’ worth. One of them was David Mellor who I’ve always had a bit of a thing about. He’s the fella with the world-class moobs, a backside that just keeps on giving, and legs that go all the way up. And I mean all the way. Woof! But, sad to say, I’m not entirely convinced by his new haircut. While he’s been out of the limelight it appears to have been radicalised. It looks, for all the world, like he’s went into the hairdressers and asked for a “Rachel” but walked out with some kind of bob-combover-beehive. But, if he’s ever stuck for cash, then I’m sure he could hire his head out as Dougal from the Magic Roundabout.