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vintageham.jpg The Worst Song Ever Made

As I sat down to write this the worst song ever made came on the radio: The Killers’ ‘All These Things That I’ve Done’. It’s the worst song ever made because it contains the worst lyrics ever written, to wit: “I got soul, but I’m not a soldier…” The only rational response to such nonsense is: “Yeah…Well I got ham but I’m not a hamster.” Anyway. What do you make of this online ‘Momo challenge’, which is apparently killing/not-killing loads of children. I’ve read lots of news reports about it but still can’t quite get a handle on what it actually is. But the one thing I definitely take away from it is why are all online viral challenges so sodding stupid. Eat some washing up liquid! Drink a pint of vodka! Don’t vaccinate your kids! Why doesn’t someone propose something a little less, I don’t know, life threatening? “Billy has nominated you for the Read A Book Challenge! If you don’t read a book in the next month then an angel is going to be pushed into a wood chipper!” I’m in.