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You might get anally raped in prison, or perhaps one of your fuckwit friends might get so drunk on a stag-do that he mistakes you for a woman (and let’s face it, who hasn’t thought about raping a woman?) and rapes you a bit. If you’re looking to ingratiate yourself with a group of strangers through the use of humour, one thing guaranteed to leave them with jaw ache, clutching their sides, is the rape of children. Always a winner. Little Crack wonders, if you’re someone who thinks rape is a bit of a chortle, maybe you could take this chance to stop for a moment and pull your sorry soul back from the brink. It’s never funny. It’s always offensive.