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jimcarey.jpg Alternative Uses for Listerine

This morning, Little Crack spent approximately 4.72 minutes reading an article on alternative uses for Listerine (makeshift deodorant and effective athlete’s foot remedy. Who knew?). We also read 19 points that WILL NOT BE BELIEVED by women who know the strain of having a big butt. Then, zombified by our own feeble-minded approach to life, we stared for upwards of an hour, (mouth agape, saliva pooling in our collarbone) at the cornicing in our living room until the sound of a text trilled us back to life. We’re not stupid. Or, at least we’re no more stupid than the next stupid person on the street. However, we certainly believe that this internet full of crap is making us all a great deal more stupid than we really need to be.