If you’re looking for a festive homage to queer pageantry with lip syncs, live vocals and singalongs then Little Miss Christmas at Alphabetti Theatre would like a word.

Patti Boo Rae is putting a festive spin on all the pageant classics, whether that’s swimwear, evening wear or the dreaded interview. She’s sure to be a shoo-in for that Candy Cane Crown, but when a special guest goes up against her, all sorts of hijinks ensure. Lip syncs, live vocals, dance and glamour are all key to Little Miss Christmas winning her crown, which all add up to a showstopper of a night out you’re not likely to forget in a hurry. ‘Little Miss Christmas’ is set for an extended run at Alphabetti this December, giving you plenty of opportunites to catch this much lauded extravaganza. So get dolled up, grab yourself a cheeky glass of fizz, and find out just how far Patti will go to become queen... MW

Little Miss Christmas, 10-21 December, Alphabetti Theatre, Newcastle, 7.30pm, from £3, 16+. alphabettitheatre.co.uk