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There’s nothing more depressing than the aroma of a Cinnamon and Star Anise Glade Plug-In on the 5th January.
As we were dragged hither and thither through the mobs of confused and panicked Christmas shoppers this weekend...
The public is deeply annoying.
This is a stressful time of year for those working in the lower echelons of retail.
The Dweebiest Couple Ever
Little Crack is currently commuting between Hexham and Newcastle. It’s very adult. We even have a thermo-cup. So far, we haven’t really had time to fill it with coffee but no ...
Have you seen Breaking Bad?
High up on the list of things not to say to your independent financial advisor on your very first meeting with an independent financial advisor, when he tells you he was once ...
Diet Coke addictions, overdraft charges, damp patches (the ominous sort), pet insurance, shit in your keyboard, shit in the gap between the bench and the oven...
An Infinite, Private Game of Pointless
In younger days, Little Crack’s introspective moments were spent reliving recent humiliations
Little Crack doesn’t like fancy dress so we don’t do it. We don’t like discomfort, we don’t like inconvenience, we don’t like expensive plastic tat and we don’t like laboured ...
Real Ale Festival
Little Crack was at a real ale festival yesterday. Real ale festivals are no longer the preserve of Open University TV presenters.
The older Little Crack gets, the more we appreciate that people are more complicated than any one blunt, befuddled human mind could ever comprehend.
WHO would contact The Chronicle?
Who, in these days when social media is so ubiquitous that you can’t have capers in your tuna sandwich without someone expressing an opinion, WHO would contact The Chronicle t...
Filling in time before you die.
Some activities are just about filling in time before you die. Jigsaw puzzles. Golf. Binge drinking. Crafts. Running. These are the emperor’s new clothes of pastimes.
Here’s a pair of words that offend Little Crack like a cheesy belly button: Self-service. Self-service means ‘doing other people’s jobs for them.