Our Crack Little Crack
Donald Trump was under fire last week for a tweet he sent commemorating the anniversary of 9/11, which showed a picture of him and Melania.
Can I Swear?
Boris Johnson. Can I swear? Fuck me!
Brexit-Wrapped Food Shortages
On Sunday I watched Michael “I’m against proroguing parliament, it would be wrong” Gove on the telly.
I was looking at The Crack’s Twitter feed last week and noticed that professional troll, and fully paid-up member of the SS, Katie Hopkins, has been talking about the state of...
There were four mentions of ‘Fleabag’ in the Guardian on Saturday.
There were four mentions of ‘Fleabag’ in the Guardian on Saturday. Actually, let me correct that. I only counted four mentions.
I keep having great ideas for Dragon’s Den but don’t have the gumption to put myself on the show.
Cabinet Of The Bastards
Remember those halcyon past times, those golden hued days, when Theresa May and Philip Hammond were running the country? Sweet Jesus! What has just happened?
Ever since I accidentally let myself watch the trailer for the film version of ‘Cats’ on Saturday, I’ve been having problems with the muscles in my face.
Oh god! I’m writing this after watching the most INSANE cricket match I’ve ever witnessed.
It was the last ‘Gentleman Jack’ on Sunday but I’m afraid that I had to bail out before the end.
I was in Waitrose over the weekend (I know, get me! I’ll be turning my nose up at instant coffee next).
see that Change UK – who claim to be a new centrist bunch, but in actual fact are just Lib Dem-lite and believe in austerity and the privatisation of public services – have l...
Tory Leadership Contest
Now that there are more Tory candidates for the leadership than ex-members of the Sugababes, I would like to see the new Prime Minister chosen by shoving them all in a Big Bro...