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Little Crack has taken up jogging. Like every new hobbyist, we’ve become intensely evangelical and extremely skilled at mentioning our new fitness obsession upwards of six tim...
Panama Papers has such a lovely ring, doesn’t it? “Darling, I’m just popping out to pick up some pastries and the Panama Papers!”
Little Crack has begun to see the internet as a global exercise in lazy gravy making.
Little Crack has reason to believe that the expectation of happiness is making us (that is you and us) unhappy.
The millennial smoker
Little Crack has rare feelings of admiration for the millennial smoker. We’re too elderly ourselves be classed as millennial - to fit that bracket you need to have been born b...
Humans are an unknowable race
Humans are an unknowable race, aren’t they? Why do we pretend to be incapable of doing things we patently can do, with complete ease?
Your invite is in the post
Sometimes, in a different guise, Little Crack must interview people over the phone about their unexamined lives and write up slathering gibberish about why they’re so brillian...
Nine tenths of the law
Today Little Crack acted in an unnecessarily anarchic way in a Tesco Metro. Finding ourselves parched after a weekend-long drinking spree, we’d popped in for a bottle of water...
The shadow of a trouser
Yesterday, Little Crack’s flatmate, who works for a large faceless corporation manufacturing misery on an industrial scale a mile outside town, told us how her daily pissing h...
Little Crack’s (little) goat
Little Crack knows there’s much that’s trying about Facebook and social media more widely.
Beware all those shopping for hamster food or fish tank ornaments in Newcastle this Saturday.
Scuttled like rats
On Saturday afternoon, wandering with a friend in Newcastle city centre, Friday night’s fug of red wine still blurring our edges, we spotted a group of miscreants, dressed hea...
Can I send it using recorded delivery, please?
Yesterday, Little Crack visited WHSmith, that stalwart of Britishness at its most banal, where people buy their shitty special interest publications and crossword puzzle books...