Our Crack Little Crack
The Great North Run
Little Crack, born and bred in the North East, can now rightfully lay claim to being a Geordie because on Sunday we slept with Steve Cram while singing Jimmy Nail’s back catal...
Of late, the word ‘Goals’ is bandied about like name tape during back-to-school week. Relationship goals. Career goals. Fitness goals. Little Crack is anti-goals.
Overinflated Parental Pride
Little Crack has long been the embarrassed subject of overinflated parental pride.
The Tight British Smile
Little Crack is now of an age where we practice the tight British smile a least three times a week.
Alternative Uses for Listerine
This morning, Little Crack spent approximately 4.72 minutes reading an article on alternative uses for Listerine
Thanks to a generally robust constitution, or perhaps just luck, Little Crack doesn’t have much experience of tummy trouble.
Throbbing News Headache.
Little Crack has a throbbing news headache. It’s too, too much.
Little Crack watches the Hairy Bikers solely to luxuriate in the feeling of being irritated by them.
Like Normal People
When Little Crack was Littler Crack, every plea in our house was followed by the whinging refrain ‘like normal people’.
Little Crack has recently returned from a holiday with acquaintances.
That’s a chicken that must have had a helluva limp!
If life has taught us anything (it hasn’t), it is to never assume that the contents of another person’s mind in any way resemble the contents of your own.
Little Crack’s wick of ambition had an early burnout.
Rea-lee? Little Crack is alarmed by these two syllables, used as they are nowadays as aural shorthand for knowing wit by people who have none.