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The Fetishist Scene
Little Crack is massively into the fetishist scene. Thing is, the kind of stuff that I fetishise – Pringle jumpers, action slacks etc – are not what people usually mean when t...
The Worst Haircut In The World
I saw this five-year-old boy over the weekend who had the worst haircut in the western hemisphere.
There’s a strong rumour that Bradley Walsh is to be the new assistant on Doctor Who, which has left me feeling a little deflated.
Hare Krishna Types
I was on Northumberland Street on Saturday afternoon and enjoyed a performance by quite a big bunch of Hare Krishna types who were really going for it with their chanting, cym...
My Fair Lady
Things that have infuriated me while watching films, No. 23: My Fair Lady.
The Usual Claptrap
I was on the bus last week and overheard a twentysomething lad and a twentysomething lass talking about the usual claptrap that twentysomethings talk about.
I went to see that Dunkirk film over the weekend (my review: four bully beef tins out of five).
Forgive Little Crack
Forgive Little Crack, for Little Crack has sinned.
Stop the Clocks
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone.
The State Of The World
Little Crack is one of a relatively new breed of workers who can do their entire job from beneath a duvet.
As a Parent...
Little Crack is infuriated by the notion that people are only empathetic and right-thinking according to who they’re related to.
Little Crack has come to understand that we’re balancing precariously on the tipping point between young and old.
Browsing Fishcakes in the Co-op
This week, browsing fishcakes in the Co-op, Little Crack had a characteristically pedestrian thought.