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Hot Tea on a Warm day
Can we finally put to bed the myth – AND IT IS A MYTH – that drinking hot tea on a warm day, cools you down.
My birthstone is pearl, which, apparently (according to the internet), symbolises love, happiness and success.
They think it’s all ABBA – it is now.
So, then. England 2 Sweden 0. They think it’s all ABBA – it is now.
Let's Talk England
There’s a football World Cup going on in Russia at the minute (you may have noticed) so let’s talk England.
A Tiny Little Screwdriver
I’ve just got back from my holiday and disaster was improbably averted while lounging on the balcony after I broke my reading glasses.
I want to talk to you about the 1978 film Grease. More specifically I want to talk to you about the novelisation of the film Grease.
I’ve had my fair share of backhanded compliments down through the years (“You’ve got really nice [significant pause] fingers”
Kylie Minogue Eyewear
I was intrigued by an advert I saw in the newspaper over the weekend. (Newspaper! I know! Get my old school self!)
Forelock Tugging Wannabe Serfs
I was going to watch the royal wedding ironically - just like I did for Kate and William’s, complete with ironic cucumber sarnies and ironic glasses of Prosecco - but I just c...
Pulling Out Of Stuff
Donald Trump seems to excel at pulling out of stuff. First the Paris climate change thing and now this Iranian deal.
Kim Kardashian’s Massive Arse
I see Kim Kardashian’s massive arse has been in the news yet again. Yep, I’m talking about her fella, Kanye West.
Morrissey Isn't Racist.
Morrissey isn’t racist. I know this because in the latest missive on his website he declares: “I despise racism”.
Eight Large Sausage Rolls
Did you read that story last week about Linda and Tony Gilkes who went to their local Morrisons to buy eight large sausage rolls and two steak beaks at 8.45am, only to be told...