Our Crack Little Crack
I’m a ‘Morning Person’, which is an entirely different thing to a ‘morning person’ (caps off).
I was in the queue in Boots on Saturday and the person standing in front of me was buying a tube of Anusol.
Do You Have a Drink Problem?
One of those online surveys popped up on my computer last week that went by the title: ‘Do you have a drink problem?’
There are various milestones in life that, as you get older, you begin to check off.
By and large I am against beheading people. To me the whole business just seems a bit off.
What kind Of Genius are You?
What kind of genius are you? I only ask because your own self-proclaimed brilliance seems to be in vogue at the moment.
Hot Tea on a Warm day
Can we finally put to bed the myth – AND IT IS A MYTH – that drinking hot tea on a warm day, cools you down.
My birthstone is pearl, which, apparently (according to the internet), symbolises love, happiness and success.
They think it’s all ABBA – it is now.
So, then. England 2 Sweden 0. They think it’s all ABBA – it is now.
Let's Talk England
There’s a football World Cup going on in Russia at the minute (you may have noticed) so let’s talk England.
A Tiny Little Screwdriver
I’ve just got back from my holiday and disaster was improbably averted while lounging on the balcony after I broke my reading glasses.
I want to talk to you about the 1978 film Grease. More specifically I want to talk to you about the novelisation of the film Grease.
I’ve had my fair share of backhanded compliments down through the years (“You’ve got really nice [significant pause] fingers”