Our Crack Little Crack
Are you half of a performing couple? Invariably straight, these are the couples who insist on doing their ‘turn’ whenever they meet someone new.
The Drunken Idiot Generation
The UK is slowly shedding its obsession with booze. Young people’s falling incomes and the rising cost of alcohol are the reason apparently.
The Ongoing Stalemate Of Social Awkwardness
Little Crack is a key player in an ongoing stalemate of social awkwardness.
Little Crack Is Worried About Till Tat
Till Tat (not an official moniker) is the crap that you can pick up by the till in various shops and buy along with stuff that you actually wanted.
The Second Golden Age Of Smoking
When Little Crack is elderly, we’re going to remember now as the Second Golden Age of Smoking.
Has Crimewatch done more harm than good? It’s a question on literally NOBODY’S lips.
Poor Ferrero Rocher...
As a child, Little Crack went through a phase of worrying for the emotional wellbeing of inanimate objects.
There’s a woman called Judith who Little Crack has known for around 18 years.
Awkward is a big thing at the moment.
Awkward has two ‘W’s separated only by a ‘K’ and therefore always looks awkward itself, on the page.
Little Crack has a crick. In the neck.
Little Crack has a crick. In the neck. We first learnt of this incredibly annoying condition aged 11 in an art class.
For Little Crack, life is much like the card game Pairs
For Little Crack, life is much like the card game Pairs. We only get it right every 3.5 goes. Things don’t match up properly. We turn over the wrong card at the wrong time.
Once, there was no time to do fun stuff with your family.
Older generations inconveniently died before any disposable income could be generated or another layer of family would raise its fetus head demanding that all family-activitie...
How Not To Get Old
There’s a programme on at the moment called How Not To Get Old. There’s only one answer to the question of how not to get old. It is death.