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Eccentricity Stole Upon Little Crack.
We never thought we’d become a grizzly old person in slippers, shuffling around in other people’s gardens with a cat on a lead.
Little Crack is fuelled by a fatty, sinewy chain of petty revenges. We chew on these indigestible lumps of resentful gristle and the righteous indignation they deliver to our ...
On Friday night, Little Crack used a friend’s loo. The evening wasn’t the life-affirming booze fest we’d been anticipating all week, so we paused a while, enjoying the peace o...
Humans hate shopping
On Friday lunchtime, buying flaked almonds, or some such twaddle, in M&S, Little Crack noticed our fellow shoppers.
This week, Little Crack, with nothing much else to occupy our tiny mind, has noticed that all parents, without exception, become very excited at the prospect of a cup of tea.
Haphazard Fitness Routines
Last week some idiot was whinging to us. He said getting fit would be much easier if fitness magazines didn’t tell him to avoid ‘haphazard fitness routines.’
Little Crack has a Little Double Chin
Little Crack, moving into our late thirties, has a little double chin. It’s been there for a while, off and on.
Damp January is going well.
Little Crack’s Damp January is going exorbitantly well. Dry January seems a little overegged to us.
Masterful Workplace Audacity
Last Monday, the first day back after Christmas, one of our colleagues performed an act of masterful workplace audacity that took our breath away with its sheer do-not-give-a-...
There’s nothing more depressing than the aroma of a Cinnamon and Star Anise Glade Plug-In on the 5th January.
As we were dragged hither and thither through the mobs of confused and panicked Christmas shoppers this weekend...
The public is deeply annoying.
This is a stressful time of year for those working in the lower echelons of retail.
The Dweebiest Couple Ever
Little Crack is currently commuting between Hexham and Newcastle. It’s very adult. We even have a thermo-cup. So far, we haven’t really had time to fill it with coffee but no ...