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When the prime minister can put his prick in a pig and you’re not surprised, you have to be surprised that this is now where we’re at.
It was once a simple thing
Why is watching television a source of immense stress? It should be a source of dribbling, mindless relaxation.
This week, Little Crack has identified an entirely new way to recognise when stress has become unmanageable.
Little Crack Has A Wind Problem
Little Crack has a wind problem. The problem is that when the wind blows, we take it personally.
This week, Little Crack shared café space with Ken Loach, of film-making fame.
Positive thinking is the scourge of our times.
People think that being freelance means you have no boss. In fact, it means you have multiple bosses, each one oblivious to all the others...
This week, Little Crack has been ill
This week, Little Crack has been ill. It’s mostly sore throat and we’re hoping it’s contagious because the only way we can feel someone understands our suffering is if they su...
Freelance Hipster Bit-of-a-Cock Style
Yesterday, working in our new freelance hipster bit-of-a-cock style in a café with only our Mac and a plate of chips for company, four different people approached us with the ...
This may be remembered as the week Little Crack turned middle-aged. No slow descent into badly fitting jeans, minor hearing problems and an endless loop of anecdotes for us.
Two strange things happened to Little Crack this week.
Buy the best you can afford!
Buy the best you can afford! Six words that have never been spoken or written by anyone who can’t afford the best (until now).
Easier than Sunday morning
Do you know what is easier than Sunday morning? More easy than peasy? Easier even than falling off a log and lying prone on the ground like a zombie sheep, bleating in tune wi...